English was a bludge as always, the only difference was that Rebecca, Colin and I came up with BRILLIANT big bang theories… Which are completely true.
I will plague you with the nonsense that arose from the heated discussion:
‘Rebecca I have worked out how the big bang happened, okay, so, the blackness was split in two and had a charge like magnets and one day there was a build up of dust on one of the magnets and it pushed the magnet around repelling it against the other. This action made them both propel forward pushing there boundaries and causing an enormous explosion’- Joni
Rebecca: Well I have my own theory, there is this fly
Joni: Where did the fly come from?
Rebecca: Well flies are the simplest organism and are black so they came out of the blackness
Joni: Flies aren’t the simplest organism
Rebecca: Thats what you think, anyway. There was this fly and it was flying around and it was so fast that it created a black hole. What came out of the hole was *Joni forgot the name* *something like Flangi* and it formed an egg like structure and when it hatched earth came out.
Joni: Of course thats what happened. So fly is god?
Rebecca: Yeah

-If you read all of the rubbish I have just posted, WELL DONE